“Mum! I gotta whisper, I gotta whisper!” Mum excuses herself and takes Johnny to the bathroom, smiling at her son’s innocent mistake, but ...

Johnny Is Lying In Bed, Busting To Go To The Toilet . Johnny Is Lying In Bed, Busting To Go To The Toilet .

Johnny Is Lying In Bed, Busting To Go To The Toilet .

Johnny Is Lying In Bed, Busting To Go To The Toilet .

 

“Mum! I gotta whisper, I gotta whisper!”

Mum excuses herself and takes Johnny to the bathroom, smiling at her son’s innocent mistake, but relieved that he was at least more discreet than last time.

She takes Johnny back upstairs and tucks him into bed.

“Well done, sweetie,” she says, kissing him goodnight, “that was much more polite.”

A few nights go by, and lo and behold, the little Johnny is busting to go to the toilet again.

So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and there is his dad watching TV.

“Dad!” Johnny says softly,

“I gotta whisper, I gotta whisper!”

“Aw, is that so, little buddy?” says dad, his eyes fixed on the television.

“Come on over here and whisper in daddy’s ear.”


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