Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive m...
Two Guys Are Walking In The Woods.
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The...
Little Johnny Three Year Old Is Sitting On The Toilet.
Little johnny’s three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, So she goes in to see what’s...
An Elderly Man And His Date Were Parked On A Back Road.
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town w...
Smoking A Joint
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?&...
Laugh of the day: Don’t mess with senior citizens!
An elderly lady decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by spending the night in an expensive hotel. When she left the next morning, the...
Why Women Are Special
Husband & Wife were watching TV when Wife said, “I’m tired, and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed.” She went to the kitchen t...
Two Irish Nuns Have Just Arrived In The USA.
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat, and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs....
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