A husband tired of his wife asking how she looks

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she just sta...

Lobsters And Whistle

  After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Ward...

Little Johnny Comes Home From School.

  Little Johnny Comes Home From School. – Little Johnny comes home from school one day. As he’s walking to his room, he passes his mother’s ...

Horse On The Phone – Humor

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was th...

The female blonde

A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit… The female blonde mortician asks ...

A Blonde Wanting To Earn Extra Money

A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can pa...

A gynecologist waits on his last patient

A gynecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive… Long After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into ...

A Husband Exclaims His Wife Your Bum Is Really Big

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husba...