Grandma Jokes

An Old Man Has Spent Many Days Crossing Texas

An old cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the s...

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice y...

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm go...

ARTHUR IS 75 YEARS OLD AND PLAYED GOLF EVERY DAY SINCE HIS RETIREMENT 15 YEARS AGO. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” h...

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley: On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playin...

It was AD 1095 and all the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of th...

On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: “The female sleeping ...

Charlie was invited to his friend and wife’s house. They were eating dinner when Charlie dropped his napkin. He reached down to pick it ...