août 09, 2022
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. “OK, cowpuncher, you have just one ...
An Old Man Has Spent Many Days Crossing Texas
An Old Man Has Spent Many Days Crossing Texas
An Old Man Has Spent Many Days Crossing Texas
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
“OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!”
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says…
“I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.”
**POOF**
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there’s going to be a STRING attached.
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