A Senior Doing Useful Things With Her Time

She replied :“Are you nuts? You are 70 years old, and now you’re going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?”

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me,

“Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Pr0st!tute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again; I really don’t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week.”

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun …