A husband tired of his wife asking how she looks

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.

However, this does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

Then one day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now saying that her b**bs are too small.

So the husband comes up with a suggestion, “If you want to grow larger, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your b**bs for a few seconds.”

Goes to fetch paper Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper.
And then once again, she stands in front of the mirror, this time rubbing paper continuously.

“How long will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow slightly larger every day over the years,” he replies.

The wife stops, turns to him and says,
“Wait, why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my b**bs every day will make larger over the years?”

The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your bums, didn’t it?