Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says:
“Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s b0ttom.
“Yes, I was right, your b*tt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!”
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
“Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a$s grill for one little ween!e?
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