Sister Sarah

 

Sister Sarah was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in

various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs. So it was no surprise that one

day when she ran out of gas, the only container she could find to put the gas into was a bedpan. Sister

Sarah happily walked two blocks to the closest gas station filled up the bedpan with gas and headed back to her car.

Luck would have it that as Sister Sarah started tipping the gas into the fuel tank, the traffic light turned

red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the spectacle. Just when she finished pouring in the

last drops of gas a fellow opened up his window and hollered, “I swear! If that car starts I'm becoming a religious man!”